The Cold Reality of the Immortal Regime

Forever War

This is the story. This is what matters. This is the garden to dig in. A major review of the CIA was to be completed on January 5. The review was necessary to justify an end to the war in Afghanistan. That very same review is likely responsible for forcing President Biden’s will to begrudgingly announce a complete withdrawal by September 11, 2021.

President Trump, much like the late JFK, was seemingly planning on dismantling the military industrial complex, by crippling the ability of the CIA to continue profiting from clandestine sources of revenue, with the support of the DOD. Prior to his untimely assassination, JFK boldly threatened to “splinter the C.I.A. in a thousand pieces and scatter it to the winds”. As we all know, that never happened. As part of Trump’s ordered review, the CIA was to turn in it’s “toys”, and not to expect any more support from the pentagon. This was slated to occur on January 5. On January 4, major design changes to the CIA crest were publicized. No longer was “United States of America” part of the logo. There was widespread laughter across the innerwebs. Some of us saw what was likely to come. Some of us tried to warn people, but the regime saw all.

Then…..unexpectedly to most observers, January 6 happened. As rioters, protesters, and journalists poured into the US Capitol, objections to the certification of the electoral college came to an immediate halt. After the mayhem, members of Congress who had previously announced their intent to object, suddenly found themselves in a position where the only course of action was to certify the results of an election they had derided as fraudulent, just hours before. As a result, there was to be no more discussion about whether or not the election results had been fraudulent. Those who dared to suggest that President Biden’s victory was illegitimate were decried by the mainstream media as being “dangerous insurrectionists”.

On January 7, an explanation for the design change began to emerge. Surely, this is all coincidental, but I can’t help but ponder the line from the 2006 film “The Good Shepherd”, spoken by the character Richard Hayes (Based on Richard Helms). Richard Hayes: “I remember a senator once asked me. When we talk about “CIA” why we never use the word “the” in front of it. And I asked him, do you put the word “the” in front of “God”?”

When an agency becomes so powerful that they mistake themselves to be God, what makes any of us think that they’ve not risen above the lowly stars of the nation which commissioned their very existence? What makes us think they would so easily relinquish their hard won grasp on the levers of power?

As an audit of the 2020 election is finally begun in Maricopa County, and calls to take similar action in other contested counties continue to be faintly heard, it important to understand a very ugly reality. The United States of America ceased to exist on January 6, and the immortal regime continues to determine our direction, from their place in the driver’s seat.

*Shawn Bradley Witzemann aka Krampusnatch is an independent journalist and satirist. As owner of Tribune Media International LLC, Mr. Witzemann has been integral to multiple journalistic endeavors, both satirical and factual, over the last 4 years. Most notable among these are “The Armenian Council for Truth in Journalism” broadcast, Denver Tribune, and Farmington Tribune. Mr. Witzemann was deeply involved in livestream coverage of BLM protests in Denver and Portland, and also traveled to Atlanta, Phoenix, and Washington, DC to cover the aftermath of the 2020 Presidential Election. Mr. Witzemann’s coverage of the events of January 6th has unfortunately resulted in him being charged by the Justice Department. The charging documents, as well as the statement of facts associated with the case, can be found here: WITZEMANN, Shawn Bradley | USAO-DC | Department of Justice Contributions to Mr. Witzemann’s continuing work and ongoing legal defense are welcome, and can be made at blogs@relativeprogress.com/saveshawn, Shawn Witzemann Legal Fund | Freedom Stream TV, as well as his PayPal and CashApp @krampusnatch.

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We are Attempting Something New

Over the last couple of years I have attempted a litany of side projects that were passions, but none of them were terribly lucrative. Then, in my COVID induced lethargy, I came across a “get-rich-quick” scheme that was too good to be true – that’s because it was. Starting an Amazon business is the new endeavour. “It’s a little hard work upfront, but it will be easy”, they say. So I decided to call their bluff, and the only accuracy in these influencers videos are the bits about ‘a little hard work upfront’. In this blog over the course of the next couple of months I will take you on the journey through international trade and intrigue. Regulatory capture and rent seeking. Then, God willing, an actual Amazon listing and sale. Why would I waste $1000’s of dollars and give myself a massive headache on this fool’s errand? Because I’m a Systems Engineer that has a masochistic need to learn hard things. Hell, I might even make some money.

Below are some of the Products I hope to sell via this site and other content funnels. Tell me what you think.

Nordic Night Stand LanternNew square design wood resin cordless RGB multi color led USB rechargeable touch desk table lamp

I finally received the sample for this (at a cost of $80) and I am currently not that impressed.

15W Qi Charger stand 3 in 1 Fast Charger with night light and holder Wireless Quick Charger for iPhone, Samsung, Huawei Devices

Currently in negotiations with this supplier now.

New Design Touch Sensor Bedside Wireless Charging Table – Lamp Led with USB Port Led Night Light Wireless Charger for Phone

I find this design a bit more elegant, but I suspect this may be a trick in photography. It similar in function as the 15W Qi Charger stand 3 in 1 Fast Charger. Currently in negotiations with this supplier now to obtain a sample of this as well.

I find this design a bit more elegant, but I suspect this may be a trick in photography. It is similar in function to the 15W Qi Charger stand 3 in 1 Fast Charger. I am currently in negotiations with this supplier, in order to obtain a sample of this as well. These and possibly other products are what I am working on, to sell on Amazon. Amazon did not make it easy setting up the seller account, and they are taking a sizable chunk out of the profit margin for the privilege of having access to their marketplace. Now I am running into finding freight forwarding facility/Service to help me through the process of getting these products from the Factories in China. There is A LOT of rent seeking that happens in international trade – many middle men (and women) in this process. Government agencies I have had to deal with so far: FDA, US Customs and Border and the patent and trademark office, because that may need to be a thing I have to do soon. Strangely though I am enjoying this journey and it is far cheat than a degree in International Business.

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The Circus Has Always Been In Town

As Americans prepare to celebrate our most sacred holiday, by keeping our masks firmly affixed to our fat faces and not gathering together to watch a football game, a seemingly underreported story about pedophilia and child rape in Washington, DC should probably be discussed. I know you’d all prefer to responsibly and intermittently remove your muzzles, in order to stuff your mouth hole with genetically modified chicken wings, but if you think that’s more important than the systematic exploitation, rape, and torture of children by those in places of power, I have to tell you: you’re an asshole. I don’t mean to sound as though I’m speaking from a place of exception or pomposity. I know I’m an asshole. I ate my chicken wings last night. We all need a distraction from time to time, yet here I am; writing again. A former Republican Senate staffer was arrested on Friday on federal charges of child pornography. Law enforcement claims that Ruben Verastigui was part of an online group which had traded large numbers of illicit files and videos over the course of the last few months. According to chat logs obtained by investigators, Verastigui expressed his penchant for watching babies being raped. “Well like I said babies are some of my biggest turn-ons,” he allegedly wrote. “I have been wanting to see videos of guys hardcore raping a baby…when a baby screams it’s my favorite.”I know we would all like to think that the Q conspiracy claims of a secret cabal who ritualistically tortures children in order to extract adrenochrome are false. As someone who has followed the Q psy-op fairly closely for the last few months, it does seem that some of the claims are exaggerated and even fabricated, but isn’t that the very point of a well executed disinformation campaign? It’s easy to discredit reality when an alternative conspiracy is presented as the problem. Nobody wants to believe that the global power structure trades children as currency. Nobody wants to think that the very authorities, tasked with our general welfare, are responsible for such atrocities. I’m sure those peasants who lived in terror as their children were abducted during the rule of Countess Elizabeth Báthory felt the same way. Maybe if they would’ve had a football game to watch, while getting shit-faced and cheering with vaccinated healthcare workers, cardboard cutouts, and other fantastic distractions, they would’ve been less upset about the situation. Perhaps the Countess might have been able to avoid her eventual imprisonment in December 1610, but let’s face facts: the only reason she was imprisoned was because she had murdered so many peasants that there was a shortage of available workers needed to harvest crops and perform other tasks for the Hungarian nobility. Nobility hates it when unrestrained bloodlust inhibits productivity. In his last tweet before being arrested, Verastigui congratulated House Democrats and Republicans for removing freshman Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.) from several congressional committees for spreading Q Anon “conspiracy theories”. https://twitter.com/rubenve…/status/1357578918040137730…As I move on from conspiratorial nonsense, in order to fully enjoy the corporate sponsored festivities on Super Bowl Sunday, I rest easy knowing that Verastigui’s sentiments are perfectly in line with the congressional majority in our nation’s Capitol. The bread is plentiful, and the circus hasn’t skipped a beat.

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Imagine I’m a Greedy Hedge Fund Manager… (2021 Update)

Friendly Hedge Fund Manager

Imagine I’m a greedy Hedge Fund manager. I’m sitting down with my army of tax attorney’s.  “The Trump-era tax rates will be expiring because you know Orange man bad. Now, how can I minimize the tax bite so I can buy another 134 foot yacht”, I ask.?

First, starting January 1st, I will only pay myself $150K for tax year 2021. That way when I get my fat-ass management fee check of $1.9 trillion dollars I’ll only have to pay an effective capital gains tax of 25%, better than God knows what % income tax the AOC’s of the world think is my “fair share”, and by the way I just moved to Florida because the blue State I just fleed sucked so state income tax need not apply.  Thanks carried interest!  I then systematically invest the remainder (after tax) in stocks and muni bonds. No tax on the interest on the munis and no capital gains tax on the stock because I’m a buy and hold type of guy (Gamestonks!!!). See, I’m not going to sit by and pay anymore than I have to, especially to the government.  Fuck those guys I own them. Oh and for those of you that think we’ll get it in an estate tax divestment, you know that non-profit charity I set up to feed starving African babies and give single mothers of Bangladesh a micro-finance loan (think Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation)?  They’re the trustee to a trust I set up for my girls.  I will effectively be worth ~$0.00 (translation: jack-shit) when I pass. So, take that you pompous self-righteous, player-hating, liberal-asshole socialist!  You ain’t getting shit.

Love,

A Hedge Fund Oligarch

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