From the Desk of Russian Bot 2.0

Yes I have awoken once again today and decided to continue railing against hivemind thinking because I used to buy into that bullshit and feel like I’ve escaped from a prison. In hindsight I see how toxic it all was, and how it misled me to betray my values.

You want to talk about microaggressions, look no further than the constant attacks against the individual. You log in, you get the daily briefing of what you’re not allowed to talk about today, how to talk to who, who you’re allowed to associate or agree with, what you’re allowed to believe. And it’s all enforced by fear of retaliation.

It is designed to destroy you on a fundamental level and turn you into an easily reprogrammable machine. Once the individual is destroyed, you have nothing left inside yourself that is worth protecting, so you willingly give up every right you have. The individual is nothing. By nature you are nothing, you are powerless, you are selfish, and the hivemind will reject you for any ounce of individuality that is not pre-approved. So if you are codependent like half the fucking world seems to be, you’re going to be constantly seeking acceptance through denying your own nature.

Is that how you teach empathy? If you drain someone of their humanity and replace it with a list of rules and procedures to follow, are you really teaching empathy or are you actually draining them of their capacity to feel empathy at all? It replaces the capacity to love with the duty to conform. In my honest fucking opinion, that is not giving power to the people. That is making people powerless and giving the power to an external entity that is so easily exploitable by the ruling class. How many people have social anxiety because everyone views social interaction like they’re putting on a show? How many people feel weak and powerless over their own mental and physical health? How many of you think you need to vote for corrupt war mongering politicians because electoral politics is your only option? We’ve been trained to believe that we are powerless and need some external entity to save us, even though those entities abuse and poison us.

We are pieces of shit and need some external entity to love and accept us, even though those entities demand that we deny ourselves. We’ve been trained to believe that healthy habits are dismissive pseudoscience and we have no real power over our mental and physical health. We feel like shit because we have neglected ourselves and are dying inside. Vices and bad habits are branded as self care, while healthy habits like sunshine, whole foods, exercise and socializing are viewed as chores. That’s how much we value ourselves.

Just yesterday I was whining about wanting to give up but i awoke today, put on my little bullshit pseudoscience crystal necklace that reminded me that I’m not powerless and I control my own reality. So I’m gonna go try to revive my plants that withered while I was feeling sorry for myself the last couple days. Wishing you all the strength to be yourself and break free from cultural narcissism.

From the Desk of Russian Bot 2.0

Ivermectin Abuse, Cryptocurrency Water-Lou, and Pipeline Diplomacy in the Midst of Regime Change

The European Parliament Committee on Foreign Affairs released a draft report on the direction of EU-Russia political relations, which calls for the establishment of “a transatlantic alliance to defend democracy” with the United States.

It seems as though President Biden’s bag man may have misplaced the memo while he was smoking Parmesan cheese, on his way back from a rendezvous with the mayor of Moscow.

In his first day in office, the fresh Prez of Prendee halted construction of the keystone pipeline. Surely, the hack attack that definitely wasn’t perpetrated by anyone other than Russia, couldn’t have been foreseen, but in a clear cut effort to put the kibosh on Putin’s use of energy, as a means of furthering his influence in Eastern Europe, the Biden administration has decided against sanctioning the company in charge of the Nord Stream 2 pipeline, which will deliver 970 billion cubic ft. of natural gas from Russia to Germany, per year. It’s unclear as to how much wealth this announcement will put into Putin’s pocket, but we are sure he has his pinky up to his lips as a general precaution.

Russia is bad mmmkay?

With Elon Musk furiously tweeting his way to acquiring the entirety of Bitcoin, the founder of Tesla is beginning to behave a lot like Nathan Mayer Rothschild, in the aftermath of Waterloo. Waterloo….hmmm…Water Lou Starski?

Hold the banks, and get ready for a helmet sticker, because in order to be eligible to work without face coverings, employees must register as vaccinated, with a copy of their COVID-19 Vaccination Record Card.

Indian cases that had peaked at 28,395 on April 20 plummeted nearly 80% to just 6,430 on May 15. Deaths peaked May 4, and now they are also down 25%.

It’s important to remember that the FDA has not approved ivermectin for use in treating or preventing COVID-19 in humans. Ivermectin tablets are approved at very specific doses for some parasitic worms, and there are topical (on the skin) formulations for head lice and skin conditions like rosacea. Ivermectin is not an anti-viral (a drug for treating viruses).

Never mind the disclaimers, there’s an insurrection to sell, and some house republicans are implying that it never occurred. The audacity is astounding, but even more disturbing are the words of the President formerly known as Orange Man: “Republicans in the House and Senate should not approve the Democrat trap of the January 6 Commission. It is just more partisan unfairness and unless the murders, riots, and fire bombings in Portland, Minneapolis, Seattle, Chicago, and New York are also going to be studied, this discussion should be ended immediately. Republicans must get much tougher and much smarter, and stop being used by the Radical Left. Hopefully, Mitch McConnell and Kevin McCarthy are listening!”

David Plouffe knew the gig when he made this tweet on June 13, 2016: “It is not enough to simply beat Trump. He must be destroyed thoroughly. His kind must not rise again.” TDS is as prevalent as ever, and perhaps America can still find a way. Hold on to your butts.

The Council convenes on May 19, 2021

The Cold Reality of the Immortal Regime

Forever War

This is the story. This is what matters. This is the garden to dig in. A major review of the CIA was to be completed on January 5. The review was necessary to justify an end to the war in Afghanistan. That very same review is likely responsible for forcing President Biden’s will to begrudgingly announce a complete withdrawal by September 11, 2021.

President Trump, much like the late JFK, was seemingly planning on dismantling the military industrial complex, by crippling the ability of the CIA to continue profiting from clandestine sources of revenue, with the support of the DOD. Prior to his untimely assassination, JFK boldly threatened to “splinter the C.I.A. in a thousand pieces and scatter it to the winds”. As we all know, that never happened. As part of Trump’s ordered review, the CIA was to turn in it’s “toys”, and not to expect any more support from the pentagon. This was slated to occur on January 5. On January 4, major design changes to the CIA crest were publicized. No longer was “United States of America” part of the logo. There was widespread laughter across the innerwebs. Some of us saw what was likely to come. Some of us tried to warn people, but the regime saw all.

Then…..unexpectedly to most observers, January 6 happened. As rioters, protesters, and journalists poured into the US Capitol, objections to the certification of the electoral college came to an immediate halt. After the mayhem, members of Congress who had previously announced their intent to object, suddenly found themselves in a position where the only course of action was to certify the results of an election they had derided as fraudulent, just hours before. As a result, there was to be no more discussion about whether or not the election results had been fraudulent. Those who dared to suggest that President Biden’s victory was illegitimate were decried by the mainstream media as being “dangerous insurrectionists”.

On January 7, an explanation for the design change began to emerge. Surely, this is all coincidental, but I can’t help but ponder the line from the 2006 film “The Good Shepherd”, spoken by the character Richard Hayes (Based on Richard Helms). Richard Hayes: “I remember a senator once asked me. When we talk about “CIA” why we never use the word “the” in front of it. And I asked him, do you put the word “the” in front of “God”?”

When an agency becomes so powerful that they mistake themselves to be God, what makes any of us think that they’ve not risen above the lowly stars of the nation which commissioned their very existence? What makes us think they would so easily relinquish their hard won grasp on the levers of power?

As an audit of the 2020 election is finally begun in Maricopa County, and calls to take similar action in other contested counties continue to be faintly heard, it important to understand a very ugly reality. The United States of America ceased to exist on January 6, and the immortal regime continues to determine our direction, from their place in the driver’s seat.

*Shawn Bradley Witzemann aka Krampusnatch is an independent journalist and satirist. As owner of Tribune Media International LLC, Mr. Witzemann has been integral to multiple journalistic endeavors, both satirical and factual, over the last 4 years. Most notable among these are “The Armenian Council for Truth in Journalism” broadcast, Denver Tribune, and Farmington Tribune. Mr. Witzemann was deeply involved in livestream coverage of BLM protests in Denver and Portland, and also traveled to Atlanta, Phoenix, and Washington, DC to cover the aftermath of the 2020 Presidential Election. Mr. Witzemann’s coverage of the events of January 6th has unfortunately resulted in him being charged by the Justice Department. The charging documents, as well as the statement of facts associated with the case, can be found here: WITZEMANN, Shawn Bradley | USAO-DC | Department of Justice Contributions to Mr. Witzemann’s continuing work and ongoing legal defense are welcome, and can be made at blogs@relativeprogress.com/saveshawn, Shawn Witzemann Legal Fund | Freedom Stream TV, as well as his PayPal and CashApp @krampusnatch.

We are Attempting Something New

Over the last couple of years I have attempted a litany of side projects that were passions, but none of them were terribly lucrative. Then, in my COVID induced lethargy, I came across a “get-rich-quick” scheme that was too good to be true – that’s because it was. Starting an Amazon business is the new endeavour. “It’s a little hard work upfront, but it will be easy”, they say. So I decided to call their bluff, and the only accuracy in these influencers videos are the bits about ‘a little hard work upfront’. In this blog over the course of the next couple of months I will take you on the journey through international trade and intrigue. Regulatory capture and rent seeking. Then, God willing, an actual Amazon listing and sale. Why would I waste $1000’s of dollars and give myself a massive headache on this fool’s errand? Because I’m a Systems Engineer that has a masochistic need to learn hard things. Hell, I might even make some money.

Below are some of the Products I hope to sell via this site and other content funnels. Tell me what you think.

Nordic Night Stand LanternNew square design wood resin cordless RGB multi color led USB rechargeable touch desk table lamp

I finally received the sample for this (at a cost of $80) and I am currently not that impressed.

15W Qi Charger stand 3 in 1 Fast Charger with night light and holder Wireless Quick Charger for iPhone, Samsung, Huawei Devices

Currently in negotiations with this supplier now.

New Design Touch Sensor Bedside Wireless Charging Table – Lamp Led with USB Port Led Night Light Wireless Charger for Phone

I find this design a bit more elegant, but I suspect this may be a trick in photography. It similar in function as the 15W Qi Charger stand 3 in 1 Fast Charger. Currently in negotiations with this supplier now to obtain a sample of this as well.

I find this design a bit more elegant, but I suspect this may be a trick in photography. It is similar in function to the 15W Qi Charger stand 3 in 1 Fast Charger. I am currently in negotiations with this supplier, in order to obtain a sample of this as well. These and possibly other products are what I am working on, to sell on Amazon. Amazon did not make it easy setting up the seller account, and they are taking a sizable chunk out of the profit margin for the privilege of having access to their marketplace. Now I am running into finding freight forwarding facility/Service to help me through the process of getting these products from the Factories in China. There is A LOT of rent seeking that happens in international trade – many middle men (and women) in this process. Government agencies I have had to deal with so far: FDA, US Customs and Border and the patent and trademark office, because that may need to be a thing I have to do soon. Strangely though I am enjoying this journey and it is far cheat than a degree in International Business.